So, yeah, I know, I haven't blogged in forever. But I finally have something worth writing about! What, you may ask, has caught my attention after so long? Really? You need to ask? Daniel Radcliffe's penis, of course!
How have I lost my innocence? Well, it turns out that the yummy picture of Daniel Radcliffe naked is a fake. I suspected that, hoped differently, but now have proof. I thought I could TRUST the cock. *shaking head* I am no longer so naive.
At least the OTHER pictures were real. Here's the video to prove it! And hey, it doesn't look too "hamster-like" here, either. (After the jump, just for you, John!)

