Believe it or not, Uncle Walter had a question about this. He wanted to know what the phrase "tossing salad" or "toss my salad" means. Oh, is he in for a big surprise, eh? Babe, I hope you know what you're getting into."Tossing Salad"
To put it bluntly, this means to lick someone's asshole, or to tongue someone's asshole, specifically a dirty one. In order to understand the phrase, you really have to understand digestion. Salad is composed of fibrous vegetables, many of which do not digest fully (ever seen corn in your crap?). Lettuce, tomatoes, carrots, cucumbers, etc., all veggies found in salad, leave large and obvious pieces in your feces because only some of it digests. Do you see where I'm going with this? Yeah, not such an enticing picture is it? In summary, to toss a salad is to lick a dirty asshole (since there could be residual food pieces)... The question now is how long will it be before you'll be able to eat salad again? Or rather, will you EVER want to eat a salad again?
"Get your rocks off"
This has several meanings, actually. To
"rock" is to move back and forth. "Rock" can also mean money, which is
paid for sex. And finally it can also mean "a varicolored stick
candy". To "Get off" can mean to fire a round of ammunition, or to "obtain a release". So while this is probably the most obvious of the phrases I've done, it doesn't mean it *quite* the way you'd expect. Most prominently, it means to gain a release by paying for it (ie hiring a hooker to get laid), but you can also translate it to getting your "stick" to fire off a round, or to move back and forth until you get a release. Either way you choose, don't say it unless you want someone to know what you mean. It's nice, however, to know what it REALLY means.
"Grease the Wheel"
This phrase goes back to horse-and-buggy times. Often a wheel would squeak or make other noise while driving. When that happened, it would get greased. In reality the wheels should have been getting grease all along, but people didn't think about it unless the wheel started making noise. In a sexual sense this references using a box-spring mattress. As anyone who's ever had sex on one knows, the mattresses tend to squeak with movement, much like the squeaking of the wheel of a cart. The "grease" is an obvious euphemism for cum, and thus you "grease" the squeaking "wheel". The wheel merely being the sexual partner, not specifically a woman. Because of its use in common vernacular, you can use this phrase in very mixed company without most people ever guessing what exactly you're referring to."Lay Some Pipe"
You look it up, and all you'll get is the sexual meaning (to have intercourse). But this is actually a very innocuous saying that has been commandeered for sexual use. There ARE pipe-layers, and it's a real, non-sexual, job. But if you look at the *description* of a pipe-layer? Double entendres abound. First you "position the pipe," then you "seal the joint," then you connect it to a "main tube"... Nah, can't find anything sexual there! Can you imagine the poor person who does this for a living? Whose everyday life is made to feel sexual and dirty? Poor pipe-layers!
What other sexual phrases would you like to know more about?
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