Having a satisfying sex life is very important for any relationship. And thus, I offer some excerpts from Sex and the Perfect Lover: Tao, Tantra, and the Kama Sutra by Mabel Iam. Now, excerpts on their own would be a bit boring, I'm sure. So I have made them more interesting by dictating them into the Dragon voice-recognition software. Then, just for fun, I translated that into French. Then I realized that most of my readers aren't French. So I translated it back again. But by then I was too lazy to go back and copy it all the way it was. Instead, for your reading pleasure, here are some ideas for sexual positions, complete with illustrations. (After the jump, since it's not work safe).
The Wheelbarrow
Which the associates are ready to make the love at the edge of the bed. The woman supports her front armlevers on the bed while the men enumerate it by the legs and places herself being held upwards behind it to penetrate it while holding her thighs. Stimulation and the pleasure are concentrated in the genitals of associates, but it is the man who places the rate/rhythm of the act, drawing his body towards is. Its legs can be closed to the top moreover open why, as preferred by the associates, who can engage by changing the angle. The variety of brackets of brackets of circular motions, increasing and downward aloud by this maintenance is astonishing in very enthralling. The feelings are intense.
A Hammock
Carry out the sex act in this position, it is recommended that the man called on hard brackets external step of bad brackets with its bent legs and seizing behind its knees. The woman, with her legs open, allow herself to be penetrated while adapting in space to mean between her legs and her trunk, with the arms of the man surrounding her legs. The man tightens his knees against the body of his companion, drawing it and making engage their bodies in a movement writes while embracing its centres, which are close to its face. The stimulation of centre of pleasure is the lights above the woman and to encourage for the man. The woman, with her neck folded towards the back in an epic of the tender, appreciates the incredible pleasure provided by her companion.
The Mole
With its legs together and remplié inside, the woman is on her side and slackens its head backwards while the man penetrates it, if by the vagina or the anus. It is an excellent position for the anal sex. The woman who dares food this experiment anal of sex will be able to achieve and to integrate its body is a perfect universe to like and appreciate without stopping checking the quality r the quantity of eroticism. The movements are thus gently in front of the deep and slow indigenous court and penetration. The two bodies were equipped perfectly, like two pieces of a denteux puzzle. The fact that the legs of the woman are considered combined with tightening together can exert an ideal pressure on the penis and at the same time the cause of pleasant friction on the clitoris. This last aspect makes him an ideal position for the women who have problems to reach the orgasm. They only must entirely slacken it and appreciate.
The Trapezoid
Which the man puts back with his open legs and his associate, on him, open with a slow penetration, feeling accomplished while being given until its in love to supplement. The man takes the woman by the wrists while it feels a joy overpowering towards her. Then it leans behind, slackening slowly until it falls behind completely. It important for the woman revolving is slackened and elasticity itself until the force of its in love, which draws it inside with its arms begins in the powerful push necessary for the act of the sexual relations. This position combines several movements. It requires the agility and a slackened rendering on behalf of the woman, and forces and competence on behalf of the man. The balance of oath and are supplemented. This position is ideal to change the routine and to test new emotions.
The Mirror of the Pleasure
The woman is on it behind and leaves its legs in driving position while it breathing betrays the joy of pouring her parts wet and wishing ardently with her associate. It then lets it hold its legs, with its associate putting himself at knees at the end of its body and supporting its other arm on the floor. The man penetrates it, subjects it, and the orders were very a direction of penetration in the opening of the legs. Their faces cannot obtain close to other in the hands of the man can make very little in this position, which produces of an awaking concern extremely. The two bodies run the race together to reach the orgasm, but the arrangement on one the other more very equipped or thus of the pleasure, the sensuality, the affection, and a raucous system.
The Dragonfly
To carry out a sex act in this position, the associates must be their sides on a flexible and comfortable place, such as the bed or a sofa. The woman is on her side with it turned behind to her associate, and he assembles it back. In this way, the bodies adapted in position which is ideal for the very affectionate couples which have pleasure to show tenderness that they feel towards one the other. With a little competence combined with much excitation, the woman takes her bent outside our cruel egg and places he on the sex of the tap of the man, of this fact opening the door with the pleasure. The man penetrates it by employing the legacy or Roddick Lepper of his in love attaching on the support with his hip. To flatter expresses the man can whisper in the ear of its associate, because it is thus close to its mouth, provide the perfect complement to carry out the extreme to ignite, in addition to art and of the kisses. The woman, while listening just, yourself let us be taken again to him by the rate/rhythm of its kisses, whereas it shows that her in love with all effects that its capacity has on it by its expressions of the intense pleasure. The penetration goes halfway, which is why the pleasure is increased by the desire of making the penetration deep and because the explosion of the most enthralling orgasm.
This Do Not Brew
Anything is a more considerable woman two who finds it difficult to reach the orgasm than the arrogant positions which tighten on the basic image is while the vagina is penetrated. The orgasm always comes in this position, and the multiple experiments of the pleasure become concrete and unforgettable feelings for the woman. It lies down by the edge of the bed and place its legs bent at a side of its brackets of body which each woman will know which side is most comfortable for its brackets. This enables him to maintain the clitoris imprisoned between the best allies than it must reach the estimated orgasm -- labia of its vagina. The woman can contract and to slacken this whole area, whereas the man, putting himself at knees in front of it, penetrates gently it. To transform this position into true delicacy, it is advisable for the man, while penetrating it, to cherish its centres and so that the woman groans with pleasure of awaking her associate.
The Amazon
This position puts the woman in the completely active position. It is placed on the man who places the rate/rhythm of the sexual intercourse by attaching his feet on the floor. It is ideal for the active women who are a little dominating and like to place the sexual rate/rhythm in a report/ratio. For the man, it is an extraordinary experiment because in this position it can incorporate begin the energy, which is more passive, and moreover to be able to slacken in the course of the sex act. Alternatively it can touch its centres and draw the hair from his companion while it moves. The possible visual angle by this question even is one of the most enthralling angles for the man, since it can see that current narrow each administrator carries out on his associate. And the woman will obtain much pleasure of the idea of knowing that it is in the ordering of the sex act and that the man knows it.
The Easy Chair
Leaning on large, comfortable deaden its pillow, the man assied with his bent legs and a little open. The woman assied comfortably on the space which it formed with its body. In this position the protective feelings of the two associated ones can come to the front one. Helped by his arms and hands, the man finds the point satisfying of meeting for both and places his associate on his construction, ordering the sexual rate/rhythm. Its legs are attached on the shoulders of his/her companion, who makes imprison his head in wrapped upwards between his thighs. The man can touch his clitoris while it seizes it with force by wasted. The distance enters the faces the daring aspect of this proposal and avalent this position with an extremely sensual quality.
The Somnolent Woman
That the woman is on her side at the man goes up it back in order to penetrate it. It stretches a leg backwards and rolls up it around its size. This position is ideal for the well -- and equip outside which always had experiences in the traditional position, and its very flexible wives who want to place their whole body at the disposal of their companion. Moreover, it achieves several burning desires of imagination -- led spirits. First of all, it is in before and has at the same time access to its face and neck to him, and it has access to its face and neck. Secondly, it has comfortable access to its clitoris and can touch and feel the centres of its in love.
The Surprise
In this position which the man must be held until seized the woman by behind, penetrate it, and take it at the same time by the hips and a sensual way and with a certain degree of domination. It slackens its whole body and the place of the hands on the floor in an attitude of rendering and confidence in its associate. The man astonishes the woman by behind, placing the rate/rhythm of Roddick almost completely. For it, the pleasure is concentrated because of the aperture of the vagina, which, being narrow, causes an intense and pleasant feeling. For him, the suspension most powerful increases to the top of the glands, which inherits and out of the vagina to the will and cherishes the most daring clitoris and movements while it leaves. Moreover, the visual field of the man covers his anus, his buttocks, and it behind, so much once are very right for many people. The domination exerted by the man on the woman as with her complete vaccination can stimulate the joviality at the man, than dissing also its in love can play around with its anus. If it knows already the experiment, the woman can approach the feeling of the pleasure caused by her anal penetration of in love. This position is ideal for those which like the most wild forms and most primitive of sexual relations.
The Jellyfish
The associate should put itself at knees on comfortable surface, however not as gently as bad. In this position, the man goes to the woman well. It goes down on its penis and in its vagina all the times present it that it wishes. Before penetration, they can embrace, rub the centres of each one, the back of each one of caress, and place glands in its vagina and rub them against the clitoris, creating a pleasant feeling and very different, and that almost single. After wishbeing first of all wished, the penetration will come with pleasure infinite at the end. During the act of love, if it cannot go patiently to its movements, it will be able to place the rate/rhythm by seizing it by the size and by drawing its body at his. Since the associates are head with head, this gives the enthralling opportunity to be observed, for Joyce together, maintenance, and is embraced on the mouth until carrying out the most desired orgasm.
What, you say? These descriptions seem a bit strange? Nah. This is all accurate. I promise.
"Which the associates are ready to make the love at the edge of the bed."
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"In this position which the man must be held until seized the woman by behind, penetrate it, and take it at the same time by the hips and a sensual way and with a certain degree of domination. "
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Posted by: Matt | 09/27/2009 at 04:37 PM
According to Facebook, I will be banned from WalMart for inappropriately using the intercom system.
Posted by: The Queen of the Blog | 09/27/2009 at 05:45 PM
Pity you can't do with the pictures what you did with the text. Just imagine the results!
Posted by: Gissel | 09/27/2009 at 07:12 PM
Honestly, I really ought to just talk about the pictures. The expressions on their faces? Priceless. Some look bored, some look pained. It's great. Click on them and they get bigger, so you can see.
Posted by: The Queen of the Blog | 09/27/2009 at 08:09 PM
Actually, I clicked on them when I read your post :-P And yes, I noticed their weird expressions.
Posted by: Gissel | 09/28/2009 at 05:32 PM