How surgery effects your sex life -- or why the hell can't I get laid??

You'd think that the major surgery would be the worst part of all of this.  No... not really.  The hardest part is being horny and having no real good outlet.  Mobility is minimal, flexibility nil, and strenuous activity causes pain.  So what to do? Do you weather the pain?  Or do you wait and wait and wait, and get hornier and hornier and hornier, or do you try to convince him to do *something* damnit, since anything is better than nothing, or do you just give in and do it yourself, even though that won't feel as good?  There's no good answer.  But whatever the equivalent of "blue balls" is for a woman, I've got it.

Ironically, Uncle Walter is not averse to me taking some pleasure elsewhere, and I'm not averse to taking him up on that offer.  It's timing and location that are at play here.  *sigh*  Maybe I'll make the guy pay for the hotel room, and measure him before hand???

Sounds like a possible plan for me.  At least UW isn't left wanting.  I always take care of HIM.  Bending is possible.  :D

Comments

[jtlitch]

Poor Jenny... I hope you get some "relief" soon.

[The Queen of the Blog]

We tried. Really we did. But it hurt him. Maybe after the staples get out. In the meantime, I'm one grouchy person.

A little... tactile... helped yesterday, but it's just not the same.

[jtlitch]

Maybe you could troll this page for some comedic relief... I found this link that made me giggle... http://www.comixed.com/2009/08/05/comics-comic-strip-yonkoma-twilight/ or you could just go to http://www.comixed.com/ and see what they're showing now.

[The Queen of the Blog]

Thanks, John. I hadn't seen this comment for some reason. I loved the Twilight video where he was trying to get butt-sex, too. I think the book/movie has spawned some awesome parodies.